[the swearing he can believe, because wow England gets drunk and swears a lot when he is drunk, and sometimes when he's not. but he most certainly didn't touch anyone inappropriately! England is a prude, especially in public. ...maybe he didn't flush though. he cannot remember (oh God, what if he did touch someone? what if it was a human? nooooooo)
anyway]
I don't even know how to respond to that. [he's annoyed, but also touched??? someone got him a present, a real pres--- oh hang on] ...Were you my Secret Santa?
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anyway]
I don't even know how to respond to that. [he's annoyed, but also touched??? someone got him a present, a real pres--- oh hang on] ...Were you my Secret Santa?