[no, it probably wouldn't. England only lets a certain person carry him, and that's only under particular circumstances]

You can just burn down the door! [argumentative, still slurring his words] B-but keep the rest of it unscathed... Unless it's blocking us from g-going home!

[and then he stops and shouts into the darkness] AMERICA! YOU IDIOT! Why didn't you take me with you?!