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[there is a pause that has been recorded, unintentionally, followed by the sound of someone clearing his throat]

Uh. Hullo. This is Arthur Kirkland. Please leave a message. Or text. Or whatever...

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[unionjackoff]

[and England usually enjoys speaking, particularly when it's about himself. but talking about the tour... he doesn't care to for a variety of reasons. here goes, in any case...]

We were invited on the tour by that Mosley character, and he starts off by telling us that Cerealia has this long, rich history and that it's been around for a while. And then. He just... begins to malfunction.

[video]

[redcinemareel]

[Blinks.]

He...malfunctioned? So he isn't human?

[Her surprised look turns to a more judging one.]

Rich history...right. It doesn't always mean that it was a good one.

[video]

[unionjackoff]

I'm pretty sure he is an android. He spit up oil. [an annoyed sniff as England remembers]

[video]

[redcinemareel]

An old android, at that. [She crossed her arms, shaking her head.] It seems like that tour was purposefully supposed to be useless.

Is there a way to get proper tour?

[video]

[unionjackoff]

I don't know. I suppose Mosley is the first person you would have to ask... Once he was gone, our team was left alone to explore ourselves. We discovered that Cerealia is less than a year old. The first time CERES started pulling in people from other worlds was only a few months after it was built. [England takes out his little notepad to make sure he gives Grell correct information, and then he reads over his notes] CERES first settled on the land in June, and by September, visitors were being brought here. I was brought in the following month.