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[there is a pause that has been recorded, unintentionally, followed by the sound of someone clearing his throat]

Uh. Hullo. This is Arthur Kirkland. Please leave a message. Or text. Or whatever...

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[gewehrundblut]

(ooc: backdated to the night of this network post. like. the night he got the vodka from russia. because no way would viet-nam let him get away with the travesty that is to come.)

heyj, englan,d yovu wanan haer a story?

[text] 2/11

[gewehrundblut]

i call ite yevbroaws: a love storty

[text] 3/11

[gewehrundblut]

theer once wars a pair otf caterpilard

(((( ._. ) ( `u´ ))))

[text] 4/11

[gewehrundblut]

they lived avobe thnese beautiful leaf grieen pooly

oen dday the righst caterpillar nocdite twhe left eyebrow CATERPILLAPR looked psad

(((( ._.) (`-´? ))))

[text] 5/11

[gewehrundblut]

so awesomejpillar decided he would cheuer up sadbrow

(((( ._.)(`¬´ )))))

[text] 6/11

[gewehrundblut]

he did tsih with a kiss!

(((( .(*´ ))))

[text] 7/11

[gewehrundblut]

(((( //(¬´ ))))

[text] 8/11

[gewehrundblut]

(((( >A(.´ ? ))))

[text] 9/11

[gewehrundblut]

it dindt workk out foer him

((((╯ºAº)╯(((( .∇.)

[text] 10/11

[gewehrundblut]

saadpillerbrow ent awajy to su;lk

(>////< )))) (((( .-.)

[text] 11/11

[gewehrundblut]

btu seacritely he liekd what awesombrow did

( .////.)))) (((( `¬´);;;


teh end?

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[unionjackoff]

[England... doesn't even know what to say to this. he stares at it for several minutes. and then stares some more.

he will come back to this when he's not so upset.

the next morning, this happens]