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[unionjackoff]

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Uh. Hullo. This is Arthur Kirkland. Please leave a message. Or text. Or whatever...

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[bakudanma]

My new advertizements for McCERES.
They're handsome if I say so myself. You should see them pasted everywhere by the end of this week.
_{[ like on cars, houses, actual people. ]}

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[unionjackoff]

[if England sees them on actual people, he will laugh... as long as Zura doesn't stick one on him]

Do they have anything to do with the housemaid message you sent me?

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[bakudanma]

Absolutely not. I do not need to make a specific ad for that. My threats and charisma are enough to gain business should I pursue that as a side job.
_{[ did he just say threat .. ]}

It is a new ad campaign for America-dono.

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[unionjackoff]

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Ah, so loud and obnoxious. I see.

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[bakudanma]

They are not loud and obnoxious. They are religious and convincing.
_{[ probably offensive. ]}

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[unionjackoff]

Religious, how, may I ask?

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[bakudanma]

It might be better if I showed you.
Give me a moment.

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[unionjackoff]

[.......... um. this could either be hilarious, or wrong, given Katsura. England is unsure. but he waits]