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[unionjackoff]

[there is a pause that has been recorded, unintentionally, followed by the sound of someone clearing his throat]

Uh. Hullo. This is Arthur Kirkland. Please leave a message. Or text. Or whatever...

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[unionjackoff]

You might want to ask a few more questions in the future. This is good enough for the time being. Some people like surprises.

[and attached is the form filled out with his responses]


Name: Arthur Kirkland
Age: 24 [this is not his real age, but...]
Astrological Sign: Cancer
Gender: M
Sexual Preference: M
Mini Bio: I am an educated man, and I expect my partner to be, as well. I enjoy both horror and comedy genres, music, and magic. I'm looking for something casual, but not sordid. I do not participate in gratuitous public displays of affection. I am a masochist history enthusiast.
Ideal Date: Romantic, but not too cheesy.