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[unionjackoff]

[there is a pause that has been recorded, unintentionally, followed by the sound of someone clearing his throat]

Uh. Hullo. This is Arthur Kirkland. Please leave a message. Or text. Or whatever...

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[bakudanma]

_{[ !!!! ]}
A-America-dono and I's relationship is completely professional!
Ah, maybe in an AU, or doujinshi— perhaps if he was genderbent and aged up a significant amount.

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[unionjackoff]

[man, and here England thought he had some prime gossip]

So what was that story about you being a widow, and pissing away money on a wedding dress?

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[bakudanma]

—Possibly another time, another place, another production company.
We will have our own spinoff series.

It will probably make viewers cry, but we will still live happily ever after as our love will grow as vast as the ocean.

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[unionjackoff]

...I wish I understood how your thought process worked.

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[bakudanma]

Only the wisest say the things you cannot understand. Perhaps you should ask Buddha for help and enlightenment.

_{[ back on subject: ]}
How should we approach Julius-dono with this question?

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[unionjackoff]

[rubs his face. England doesn't know if Katsura is wise, or crazy. it could really be a mixture of both]

...Perhaps we should just ask when we can expect America to return. [because England's not going to ask if America will return. he believes he will! ...he hopes]

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[bakudanma]

I've spoken with Julius-dono before. You can leave it to me.
You can keep an eye out for Leader, can't you?

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[unionjackoff]

[ah. that at least makes sense to England. he nods determinedly. he's been watching after America his whole short life, anyway]

Yes, of course. Thank you.

[Katsura and England have a strange relationship..........]

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[bakudanma]

I will contact you as soon as I find something out!
_{[ which.. he probably won't follow through with, but it's the thought that counts. ]}

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[unionjackoff]

J-just don't get yourself in trouble!

[because. it's katsura]