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[unionjackoff]

[there is a pause that has been recorded, unintentionally, followed by the sound of someone clearing his throat]

Uh. Hullo. This is Arthur Kirkland. Please leave a message. Or text. Or whatever...

[beep]

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voice;

[beaconed]

Well, I'm sure you heard most of the details from Peko... but did you know that this colony isn't as old as you might think? That jungle we were in... I think it was only a few months before we all arrived here. It's really weird...

voice;

[unionjackoff]

Ah, no... I didn't hear that at all! [a timeline! they have a timeline!]

voice;

[beaconed]

Yeah! That September door we went through, it only took us to the recent one. I don't remember much of the diary entry, but the intern seemed really confused about what Mr. Vincere was trying to do...

voice;

[unionjackoff]

So if those doors' dates are to be believed, then that means Cerealia is less than a year old. What Mosley told us was a lie.

voice;

[beaconed]

I can't remember if that's what he said, but I don't trust anyone who pukes black vomit and shows up with fingerfood an hour later.

Re: voice;

[unionjackoff]

[slightly exasperated] Mosley told us Cerealia had a long, rich history! We caught him in a lie!

Re: voice;

[beaconed]

Yeah but he also threw up black ooze! What's up with that!?

voice;

[unionjackoff]

[Jaune, please] He's quite possibly an android. The place is crawling with 'em.

voice;

[beaconed]

Mr Kirkland are you sure you're not still drunk? Robots can't puke.

--Aw, the nurse is bringing out my meds. I gotta go!

voice;

[unionjackoff]

What the--! You're not allowed to leave right after accusing me of being drunk! Get back here, young man!