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[there is a pause that has been recorded, unintentionally, followed by the sound of someone clearing his throat]

Uh. Hullo. This is Arthur Kirkland. Please leave a message. Or text. Or whatever...

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[bigstick]

bet canada can help u
once had maple bacon lays from him
super awesome btw
now i want chips omg
shit
talkin 2 u always makes me hungry dude

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[unionjackoff]

[hahaha America still says cute things sometimes]

It was not my intention to make you hungry. And here I was expecting you to say you had made bacon-flavoured tea before. I'm quite astonished you haven't, really.

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[bigstick]

[ shut up dad ]

nah i ttly did already

[ he really did ]

chips r better tho lol
u still made me hungry omg
and i havent done food shopping in 4everrrrrrrrrrrrrrr omg i hate me rn
maple bacon ice cream wud be good 2 tbh

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[unionjackoff]

Of course you did.

Have you tried looking through some of the stores for ice cream? This place may be ridiculous, but it has some good places to go for specialty items.

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[bigstick]

nah not yet
what kind of specialty did u find

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[unionjackoff]

Well, as I said before, there is the tea shop. There's also a tea stand which is more of a store, and not a restaurant. I passed a chocolate shop a few weeks ago, but did not go in...

Actually. It's been a while since I've gone shopping, myself.

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[bigstick]

[ . . . ]

do u want to go food shopping w/ me

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[unionjackoff]

[YES]

Suppose I should. Because I need to.

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[bigstick]

[ nerd ]

ok lmao
lets go 2 the big one in the market district
theyve got really good sales
trader ceres iirc??? something like that

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[unionjackoff]

Trader Ceres. That sounds so familiar for some reason.

[stupid CERES, branding everything after them and taking credit]

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[bigstick]

its like trader joes bro
like mcceres is mcdonalds basically
ceres just takes names and shoves ceres in it lol

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[unionjackoff]

Right, right. Of course.

Yes, we can go there.

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[bigstick]

see u in 20??

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[unionjackoff]

Twenty's good. I'll be ready.

[secretly England is SO HAPPY]