unionjackoff: (you're gonna find her gone)
The United "Pathetic Masochist" Kingdom ([personal profile] unionjackoff) wrote2014-12-15 02:37 am
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[ic] cerevice inbox

[there is a pause that has been recorded, unintentionally, followed by the sound of someone clearing his throat]

Uh. Hullo. This is Arthur Kirkland. Please leave a message. Or text. Or whatever...

[beep]
helmsplitter: (enraged)

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-07-07 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
[He dodges back out of the way, using his sword to block when the claymore gets too close. He's thrown England into a rage, but that's what he wanted to see. The metal rings off each other, singing like a blacksmith's hammer in the air, and Dotanuki feels bruises forming along his side.

Damn England hits hard.

One hit in particular is hard and it pushes Dotanuki's blade aside. He doesn't have time to bring it back up before the claymore is coming back at him, so he turns his side and curls up, using the armor on his arms to take the brunt of the blow. Even so, it hurts like a bitch, and he's thrown to the side, rolling twice before he can come back up. The sword spits some blood from his mouth and grins wide.
]

That's the spirit!
helmsplitter: (gonna cut you)

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-07-07 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Dotanuki pushes himself up from the ground, and brings his sword around again, pointing it at England.]

My turn.

[He dashes forward again, trying to catch England before he can get his breath back. He slashes at England, knowing that one will likely be blocked, then begins his assault, using fists and his sword wherever he can to drive the nation back.]
helmsplitter: (enjoying war)

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-07-07 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Like the odachis, the claymore needs space to swing and Dotanuki knows not to give that to it. His bones ache from hitting the blade, but it's a good one - the sort of pain that he lives for.]

KEAAAAAA!!!!!!

[He lets out a ferocious cry and pushes forward again, bashing up against the blade. He catches England's eye then and smiles before going for a leg sweep.]
helmsplitter: (to war!)

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-07-07 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Blocking an overhead blow like that would be suicide, so he somersaults out of the way, coming up to England's side. He aims a quick (blunt-edge) slash at his knees.]
helmsplitter: (enjoying myself)

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-07-08 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Dotanuki twists to come back at England, but sees him already preparing to block. Instead he takes a few steps back, wiping at the corner of his mouth. Losing a leg in battle would be a mortal wound, even if the killing blow didn't come next. He'd seen men taken off their feet and stabbed through the neck. And he's seen them left to crawl through the muck only to die days later. Either way, this round is over. ]

Yeah that was good. I haven't been able to go all out in awhile.

[He holds a hand out to England with a crooked grin. ]

That thing you have has got some bite to it.
helmsplitter: (discussions)

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-07-08 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah plz don't die here. Dotanuki needs his war buddies.

Dotanuki carefully wipes his blade off, inspecting the new scratches. Only a few. It means his bruises won't be so bad.
]

Maybe get something you can move more easily. That thing can take and deal a punch but it'll slow you down.

[He slides his sword back into its saya. ]

Or just be willing to leave it if you have to.
helmsplitter: (bored now)

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-07-08 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Meanwhile, Dotanuki doesn't care that he's bleeding. It's the mark of a good practice!]

You'll want a dagger - something small and light, easy to put in the boot or on the waist. Guns can run outta bullets at the worst time.

[He doesn't carry a dagger or a gun, but usually he has a tantou backing him somewhere. Or one of the wakizashis. Or Mutsunokami.]

But money can be replaced. Your life? Not so much.
helmsplitter: (reflection)

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-07-12 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Heard about that - something having to do with you bein' a country's tsukumogami, right?

[It's about as close to what Dotanuki knows.]

I heard about one of you that died here. Heard his code went back into the system [He says that like he's reciting it from memory, which he is.] and then he came back.
helmsplitter: (ew gross)

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-07-13 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
...

[Give him a second to process what England just said.

America, the country and tsukumogami, shot himself in the head. ...What.
]

Why the hell did he shoot himself in the first place? Even I wouldn't do that and I'm practically unbreakable.
helmsplitter: (huh? oh ok)

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-07-18 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
A spell...? They have some magic that can make people kill themselves?

[THAT is alarming. How the hell is he supposed to fight against magic? The keibiishi were bad enough, but magic?]
helmsplitter: (discussions)

[personal profile] helmsplitter 2015-07-31 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
[To Dotanuki magic and science are closely intertwined. He recalls days when medicine was magic and now it's called science.

And when England mentions the "tarot" thing, he assumes one thing:
]

So a curse.

[He lets out a sigh and wipes at the last remnants of blood at his lips with the back of his hand.]

Seems to be in line with the rest of this stupid place.