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[unionjackoff]

[there is a pause that has been recorded, unintentionally, followed by the sound of someone clearing his throat]

Uh. Hullo. This is Arthur Kirkland. Please leave a message. Or text. Or whatever...

[beep]

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[action/text]

[unionjackoff]

[what's all this then? looks like some kind of advertisement, but it's sent from that Katsura's number. could it be a prank? England decides to respond because you never can tell with Zura.......]

I assure you, my apartment is clean enough.

Did you get a new job? Should I call you Ezurako now?

[ TEXT ] 1.2

[bakudanma]

_{[ OOOOH SHIT wrong number, abort abort. ]}

Re: [action/text]

[bakudanma]

_{[ what the fuck to say????? Think fast, Zura. ]}

England-dono! How are you this fine day?

[text]

[unionjackoff]

I suppose I've been worse.

Everything all right?

Re: [text]

[bakudanma]

Of course.
My hands are covered with modgepodge. It cannot get any better than this.

Ah I did not get a new job I am happily taken.

_{[ happily... taken.. ]}

Re: [text]

[unionjackoff]

[happily... taken.......]

Modgepodge?

Re: [text]

[bakudanma]

Modgepodge, England-dono.
The best way to adverize is paste them everywhere.

[text]

[unionjackoff]

What are you advertising?

[he's genuinely curious. it's always... interesting speaking with Katsura]

[ TEXT ]

[bakudanma]

My new advertizements for McCERES.
They're handsome if I say so myself. You should see them pasted everywhere by the end of this week.
_{[ like on cars, houses, actual people. ]}

[ TEXT ]

[unionjackoff]

[if England sees them on actual people, he will laugh... as long as Zura doesn't stick one on him]

Do they have anything to do with the housemaid message you sent me?

[ TEXT ]

[bakudanma]

Absolutely not. I do not need to make a specific ad for that. My threats and charisma are enough to gain business should I pursue that as a side job.
_{[ did he just say threat .. ]}

It is a new ad campaign for America-dono.

[ TEXT ]

[unionjackoff]

[ T H R E A T S . . . ]

Ah, so loud and obnoxious. I see.

[ TEXT ]

[bakudanma]

They are not loud and obnoxious. They are religious and convincing.
_{[ probably offensive. ]}

[ TEXT ]

[unionjackoff]

Religious, how, may I ask?

[ TEXT ]

[bakudanma]

It might be better if I showed you.
Give me a moment.

[action]

[unionjackoff]

[.......... um. this could either be hilarious, or wrong, given Katsura. England is unsure. but he waits]