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[unionjackoff]

[there is a pause that has been recorded, unintentionally, followed by the sound of someone clearing his throat]

Uh. Hullo. This is Arthur Kirkland. Please leave a message. Or text. Or whatever...

[beep]

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voice;

[beaconed]

HUH?! No way! So that means...!!!!

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......

W-what does that mean, exactly?

voice;

[unionjackoff]

[SIGH]

It means that the tremors were being caused artificially somehow. Unfortunately, Yang and I did not get to see how, or why.

voice;

[beaconed]

You mean by like... a giant... monster catfish... or something?

[ At least his imagination is still intact. ]

voice;

[unionjackoff]

A giant monster, or a machine, yes. Those tremors could have been made by magic, even. We just don't know. They started after building for Cerealia began, so my guess is that the natives of this planet were behind them.

voice;

[beaconed]

Building this place must not have been easy, huh? Mr. Vincere continued his work despite everything in his way... and now he's dead, and we're stuck here none the wiser.

As if things weren't already confusing enough before...

voice;

[unionjackoff]

Right. I don't feel like there were many questions answered. [and England had been wondering if the tour was a waste of time, but Jaune did not seem to think it was] ...What about you?

voice;

[beaconed]

Well, I'm sure you heard most of the details from Peko... but did you know that this colony isn't as old as you might think? That jungle we were in... I think it was only a few months before we all arrived here. It's really weird...

voice;

[unionjackoff]

Ah, no... I didn't hear that at all! [a timeline! they have a timeline!]

voice;

[beaconed]

Yeah! That September door we went through, it only took us to the recent one. I don't remember much of the diary entry, but the intern seemed really confused about what Mr. Vincere was trying to do...

voice;

[unionjackoff]

So if those doors' dates are to be believed, then that means Cerealia is less than a year old. What Mosley told us was a lie.

voice;

[beaconed]

I can't remember if that's what he said, but I don't trust anyone who pukes black vomit and shows up with fingerfood an hour later.

Re: voice;

[unionjackoff]

[slightly exasperated] Mosley told us Cerealia had a long, rich history! We caught him in a lie!

Re: voice;

[beaconed]

Yeah but he also threw up black ooze! What's up with that!?

voice;

[unionjackoff]

[Jaune, please] He's quite possibly an android. The place is crawling with 'em.

voice;

[beaconed]

Mr Kirkland are you sure you're not still drunk? Robots can't puke.

--Aw, the nurse is bringing out my meds. I gotta go!

voice;

[unionjackoff]

What the--! You're not allowed to leave right after accusing me of being drunk! Get back here, young man!